By Joe Crilly

Fowl Business At KFC Odds-On To End This Weekend

The KFC crisis is rumbling on and bookmakers, William Hill, are odds-on at 5/6 that they announce every restaurant has reopened by the end of Saturday 24th February.


“The KFC website says the ‘Colonel is working on it’ but despite this it is the bottom line rather than the chicken that is currently taking a battering,” said William Hill spokesman Joe Crilly. “The odds suggest that we will see plenty of chicken winging it to the closed restaurants and fingers will remain unlicked no more, come the weekend.”


KFC to announce that all stores are open as usual by the end of Saturday 24th February: 5/6 yes; 5/6 no