Television By Joe Crilly

Danny Dy-ing To Have A Butcher’s At The Tardis

William Hill have installed Danny Dyer as a 33/1 shot to replace Peter Capaldi as Doctor Who after revealing he would love the role. He is quite some way behind the market leaders, Kris Marshall at 7/2, Maxine Peake at 6/1 and Olivia Coleman at 8/1.

 

“It is widely known that Danny Dyer’s EastEnders contract runs out in October and a switch from Walford to the muggy little Daleks and bleedin’ sonic screwdriver is perhaps not completely out of the question,” said William Hill spokesman Joe Crilly.

 

To replace Peter Capaldi as the next Doctor Who: 7/2 Kris Marshall; 6/1 Maxine Peake; 8/1 Olivia Coleman; 9/1 Paterson Joseph; 10/1 Andrew Lee Potts; 10/1 Richard Ayoade; 14/1 Ben Whishaw; 14/1 Phoebe Waller-Bridge; 14/1 Rory Kinnear; 16/1 Michelle Gomez; 16/1 Reece Shearsmith; 20/1 Andy Serkis; 20/1 Ben Daniels; 20/1 Chris Addison; 20/1 David Harewood; 20/1 George MacKay; 20/1 James Callis; 20/1 James D’Arcy; 20/1 James Norton; 20/1 Jayson Flemyng; 20/1 Rupert Grint; 20/1 Russell Tovey; 20/1 Sasha Dhawan; 25/1 Adrian Lester; 25/1 Alexander Vlahos; 25/1 Andrew Scott; 25/1 Colin Morgan; 25/1 Daniel Kaluuya; 25/1 Hayley Atwell; 25/1 James Purefoy; 25/1 Jamie Bamber; 25/1 Sheridan Smith; 25/1 Zawe Ashton; 28/1 David Walliams; 28/1 Domhnall Gleeson; 33/1 Andy Day; 33/1 Benedict Cumberbatch; 33/1 Danny Dyer; 33/1 David Morrissey; 33/1 Idris Elba; 33/1 Lara Pulver; 33/1 Robert Carlyle; 33/1 Stephen Fry; 33/1 Suranne Jones; 33/1 Tilda Swinton; 33/1 Tom Hiddleston; 40/1 BAR