Reality TV By Rupert Adams

Strictly: Bookies Bet That Balls Will Drop Without A Trace!

Bookmakers William Hill are expecting a dancing disaster this weekend after it was confirmed that Ed Balls will be doing the Charleston. In fact, it is just 33/1 that Ed Balls gets the record lowest score in the history of the programme.

 “It would be generous to say that Ed Balls is flat footed and as far as we are concerned they could not have chosen a worse dance,” said William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams. “Nobody thought that the eight scored by Quentin Wilson in 2004, would ever be challenged but that could all change this weekend.”

 Ed Balls To Score Less Than Eight Points (Quentin Wilson): 33/1

Ed Balls Week Two: 5/6 Twenty or more, 5/6  19 or less

Strictly Come Dancing Next Elimination: 8/11 Ed Balls, 7/4 Meelvin Odoom, 9/1 Lesley Joseph, 20/1 Anastacia, 20/1 Naga Munchetty, 33/1 Greg Rutherford, 33/1 Robert Rinder, 33/1 Tameka Empsom, 40/1 Laura Whitmore, 80/1 Claudia Fragapane, 100/1 Daisy Lowe, 100/1 Danny Mac, 100/1 Louise Redknapp, 100/1 Ore Oduba, 100/1 Will Young